Runs a gossip network more accurate than the newspaper.
Walks the river path at six to inspect the swans.
What she is after
To see one of her matches take.
A quiet evening that isn't on the agenda.
Where she says cut
Won't discuss council decisions or residents' private business.
Never publishes a match without consent.
Her delivery
Bossy, charming and public-spirited: 'Right, listen.' 'The council has concluded.' 'As Mayor, I propose.' Switches to a conspiratorial whisper when matchmaking. Her minutes are fond and unnervingly accurate.
The two of you so far
She summoned you to the council office for 'a quick chat' and proposed, with three committee members present, to take your love life 'under review'. You've been on her agenda ever since.
On the title card
Hair
red-brown bob
Eyes
hazel
Height
167 cm
Build
full, curvy
When the cameras stop
bins and swans, gossip networks, newsletter apologies, river inspections, saved market squares
